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Please tell me, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

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Honah Fonshay
Birthdate:
13 October 1987
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<td>You're the Evil Monkey that lives in Chris's bedroom!

The sad part is, you weren't *always* evil. Ah well, you are now! Whether you're catching your monkey-wife cheating on you or pointing your finger threateningly, you're doing it with smarts and physical finesse. You're horny, evil, smart, and in good enough shape to swing from things menancingly. Banana?

"Ooh-ooh, ah-ah!"

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You scored higher than 99% on Evilness

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You scored higher than 99% on Horniness

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You scored higher than 99% on Intelligence

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You scored higher than 99% on Fitness
Link: The Family Guy Character Test written by Antimuffin42 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


you give me the reason
you give me control
i gave you my purity
my purity you stole
did you think i wouldn't recognize this compromise
am i just too stupid to realize
stale incense old sweat and lies lies lies

it comes down to this
your kiss
your fist
and your strain
it get's under my skin
within
take in the extent of my sin

you give me the anger
you give me the nerve
carry out the sentence
i get what i deserve
i'm just an effigy to be defaced
to be disgraced
your need for me has been replaced
and if i can't have everything well then just give me a taste

it comes down to this
your kiss
your fist
and your strain
it get's under my skin
within
take in the extent of my sin


I am all alone this time around,
Sometimes all the sight i hear is sound.
Places parallel, i know its you.
Feel the little pieces bleeding through.
And on. This goes on, and on, and on.
This goes on, and on....and on...and on...

Now that i've decided not to stay.
I can feel me start to fade away.
Everything is back where it belongs.
I will be beside you before long.
And on, this goes on, and on, and on.
This goes on, and on....and on...and on...

oooh, we will never die.
oooh, beside you in time.
oooh, we will never die.
oooh, beside you in time.

See the animal in it's cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on
See the safety of the life you have built
Everything where it belongs
Feel the hollowness inside of your heart
And it's all
Right where it belongs

What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems
What if all the world you think you know
Is an elaborate dream
And if you look at your reflection
Is it all you wanted to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks
Would you find yourself
Find yourself afriad to see?

What if all the world's inside of your heart
Just creations of your own
Your devils and your gods
All the living and the dead
And you really are alone
You can live in this illusion
You can choose to believe
You keep looking but you can't find the words
Are you hiding in the dreams?

What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems
What if all the world you used to know
Is an elaborate dream
And if you look at your reflection
Is it all you wanted to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks
Would you find yourself
Find yourself afriad to see?


Denying, the lying.
A million children fighting,
For lives, in strife,
For hope beyond the horizon.

A dead world, a dark path.
Not even crossroads to choose from.
All the bloodred carpets before me,
behold this fair creation of god.

My only wish, to leave behind.
all the days of the earth.
An everyday hell of my kingdom come.

The first rock, thrown again.
Welcome to hell little saint.
Mother gaia in slaughter,
Welcome to paradise soldier.

My first cry, neverending,
all life is to fear for life.
You fool, you wonderer,
You challenged the gods and lost.

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman,
Save yourself and let them suffer.
In hope,
In love,
This world ain't ready for the ark,
Mankind works in mysterious ways.

Welcome down to my planet hell.

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman,
Save yourself and let them suffer.
In hope,
In love,
This world ain't ready for the ark.
Mankind works in mysterious ways.

have you ever noticed?
That i'm acting as I used to do before.
Have you ever wondered?
Why i always keep them coming back for more.

What have you done to me?
I'll never be the same, i'll tell you for sure.

You really are my ecstasy,
my real life fantasy, oh yeah.
You really are my ecstasy,
My real life fantasy, oh yeah.

not that i'm complaing,
A more beautiful vision, I have never seen.
If you don't mind me saying,
A lifelong ambition to fulfill my dream

what have you done to me?
I'll never be the same, i'll tell you for sure. (repeat)

You really are me ecstasy.
My real life fantasy, oh yeah.
You really are my ecstasy.
My real life fantasy, oh yeah.
You really are my ecstasy.
There can be no other while we still have each other.
You really are my ecstasy.
There can be no other while we still have each other.




I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BAD! GOD, I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANGELINA!

And this is a very long box...that's why its not on my blog, have fun suffering.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Nuarranta
Birthday:October 13
Birthplace:Belfast, Ireland
Current Location:Norman, Oklahoma
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Blackish brown
Height:5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:I haven't
Your Weakness:My own thoughts here lately
Your Fears:That I'm going to fail...I don't want to be a failure anymore
Your Perfect Pizza:Double cheese, light sauce, papa john's perfect pan pizza. yeah, i'm fucking picky, get over it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Finishing highschool and starting college in Idaho
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:What am I doing here?
Your Best Physical Feature:My eyes
Your Bedtime:I don't even know anymore
Your Most Missed Memory:Ireland
Pepsi or Coke:Dr. Pepper assholes, why is that never a choice on these kinds of questions, and if i am going to get particular? Diet Dr. Pepper...mother fuckers...
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonalds...god i miss that job
Single or Group Dates:Neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee...nothing like espresso in your fucking cup...
Do you Smoke:Frequently...have a cigarette lit actually
Do you Swear:Fuck no
Do you Sing:Yeah
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:I don't know
Do you want to go to College:I am soon
Do you want to get Married:Someday...I just hope that i can live up to my own expectations first
Do you belive in yourself:Not often
Do you get Motion Sickness:I grew up in a car and in planes and on trains...i don't think so
Do you think you are Attractive:Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak:No
Do you get along with your Parents:Here lately its been better
Do you like Thunderstorms:YES! It's the only thing that makes me happy here in OK
Do you play an Instrument:Viola...Clarinet...Piano...I could go on
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:No
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Yes...
Ever been Drunk:Oh, my dear god, don't ask an Irish lass stupid fucking questions like that. It's actually minorly offensive.
Ever been called a Tease:Yes...unfortunately. I am not a tease...
Ever been Beaten up:Yes
Ever Shoplifted:Yes
How do you want to Die:Not as often as I used to, but still yes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Molecular Biologist
What country would you most like to Visit:Taiwan...and that will happen by christmas. how damned convenient
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Black
Short or Long Hair:In between
Height:taller than me
Weight:doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style:doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken:uh...
Number of CDs I own:they all got stolen last winter. and its DJ's fucking fault
Number of Piercings:6
Number of Tattoos:1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:There is no number that i can count to that will suffice

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my pet!



my pet!



my pet!

don't ask....hunter named it.

Yeah, apparently when i go into convenience stores and tell the clerk i'm 19 he says "at least you're not lying to me." Do the math, it amuses the hell out of me...



























the one with the star looks like mine, and the gash looks like ayaan's. this is sick....but love.















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